sex in the bathroom

Bathrooms – both public and private – are popular places for sexual activity. But it’s the public tryst, the one that places you in the exciting position of maybe getting caught, that is often favored and enjoyed the most.

Knowing how and when to have that bathroom tryst is tricky. Making it hot can be even trickier. But don’t worry; I have some tips that will get your motors running!

1. Get ready!
   If you and your lady have plans to go somewhere and have hot sex in the bathroom, be prepared in advance for sexual activity. Take a shower before you go and both of you should forgo underwear. This makes for easier and quicker ‘access’. Bathroom sex is a “get down to it” kind of activity so you don’t want to be slowed down by unnecessary layers of clothing.

2. Step 2

   Scope out your spot.
   Do you know another couple who enjoys bathroom sex? Ask them which restrooms are best. If you don’t have that resource, do a little checking of your own. Scope out the restrooms in your favorite restaurants and bars and pay attention to which are furthest away from the action and which are less busy. Do any of the bars or restaurants have unisex bathrooms? This is a plus!

3. Step 3

   Plan for a time that’s not busy.
   The element of making love outside the bedroom is hot. That alone is enough to get most people turned on. Still, be careful of where you ‘commit the act’. Don’t put yourself in danger or at a high risk of getting caught. One way to achieve this is to simply pick a time that’s not busy at your location of choice. Dinner hours at the restaurant? Bad time. How about late evening just before the restaurant stops serving? If at a bar, 10 p.m. is the worst time. But 8 p.m., before the activity really gets going, is a better time.

4. Step 4

   Be ready to do it quickly.
   Tease and play with each other before you get in the bathroom. If you are both primed and ready, you can have hot, lustful sex that is quick and satisfying. (The sooner you’re done, the fact that you’re both missing and ‘somewhere hiding’ is less noticeable.)

5. Step 5

   Keep it clean.
   Before you get down to business, wipe the seats, the rails and anything else you think you might be touching. You can even bring your own antibacterial wipes if you want to. But let’s be honest – you’re exposing your most private parts to a public bathroom and they are often not clean. Do what you can to keep yourself as clean as possible.

6. Step 6

   Make full use of bathroom ‘resources’.
   Although the size of the bathroom will likely limit some activities, this does not mean you can hardly do anything inside the bathroom. You can perform oral sex on each other, engage in a variety of standing intercourse positions, and even put one leg up on the toilet for extra “oomph”. Brace yourselves against the wall, lean over the handrail in the handicap restroom, or have one partner straddle the other while sitting on the toilet (which has the toilet seat down, obviously).

7. Step 7

   Sshhh… be quiet.
   It’s hot and it’s exciting. You are really enjoying yourself. It’s all good. But you still should be as quiet as you can. That means, very quiet. In fact, having to be quiet can be very exciting. It reminds you that you are taking a risk and for many people, that’s exciting. Anyone who comes in the restroom might be privy to anything you say or do. Many people might turn a deaf ear, but you don’t want someone to come in who won’t turn a deaf ear. That’s too risky. So pretend like it’s high school again and you don’t want your parents to hear. Keep it THAT quiet.

8. Step 8

   Exit the bathroom separately.
   If it’s a woman’s bathroom, let your lady head out first. You should follow a few minutes later. If someone comes in as you are leaving, act as if you walked into the wrong bathroom by accident. Use those acting skills! If you enjoyed each other in the men’s bathroom, you should leave first, and have her be the one to feign ignorance.